10. You moved back into your parents' house after finishing your Master's Degree.
9. You rarely like historical films, 'cause they get everything wrong, wrong, WRONG.
8. Nothing makes you more depressed than thinking about the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria.
7. Rise and Fall of the Third Reich is your idea of a good time.
6. You watch philosophical attack ads on YouTube and actually think they're funny.
5. You won't shell out for HBO, but you do pay for National Geographic and the History Channel.
4. You periodically get into heated arguments about the merits of the New Deal.
3. Your heroes have all been dead for a thousand years.
2. You adamantly defend your career choice in public but privately wonder if you're wasting your life.
1. You've never had a girlfriend, but you secretly fantasize about Helen of Troy.
Don't try to deny it. You know it's true.
2 comments:
I am just weeping here!
Tears of laughter or regret? ;)
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